look at this motherfucking mouse

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На заборе написано “Виктор Цой”,
Но за этим забором ничего нет.
Гарик Сукачев, Право на выбор

Uninstalling dictators

- What would you choose - beer or eternal salvation?
- Hmmm…. What kind of beer?
Simpsons

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какбэ съебывает

какбэ съебывает

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partypoisonn:

thesilenceofentropy:

mysanityonaprayer:

detailsblurry:

upxinxsmokex:

sarahmariepaterson:

poisonrevenge:

brittany182ava:

lamp. :P

A mother fucking pillow.
And it’s not even a soft pillow.
Fuck. Yes.

a pillow, and my dog?

…A box of puzzles? Oh yeah, take that Zombies. Have fun putting this polar bear together!

 A Tv.. Well, that.. It would work once.. Maybe twice? Then I’m screwed. I could just make them watch Jersey Shores but their brains are already rotted..

My purse…FUCK YES. I GOT THIS.

A copy of ‘The Once And Future King” and my reading lamp.
It’s a big book, I’ll be all set ;]

…
Cheez-Its.

 Ha, I have a longbow! Eat it!

partypoisonn:

thesilenceofentropy:

mysanityonaprayer:

detailsblurry:

upxinxsmokex:

sarahmariepaterson:

poisonrevenge:

brittany182ava:

lamp. :P

A mother fucking pillow.

And it’s not even a soft pillow.

Fuck. Yes.

a pillow, and my dog?

…A box of puzzles? Oh yeah, take that Zombies. Have fun putting this polar bear together!

 A Tv.. Well, that.. It would work once.. Maybe twice? Then I’m screwed. I could just make them watch Jersey Shores but their brains are already rotted..

My purse…
FUCK YES. I GOT THIS.

A copy of ‘The Once And Future King” and my reading lamp.

It’s a big book, I’ll be all set ;]

Cheez-Its.

 Ha, I have a longbow! Eat it!

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bohemea:

The one guy I would blow based on who he is is Ewan McGregor. There is this one guy out there. I gotta say that I have no gay inclinations except for I met this fucking dude in person, I was working on some award show and there he’s standing right there and I was like, Fuck! Like I was just blown away, like Jesus Christ he’s fucking beautiful! And he looked at me and he was like, “Hello,” and I was like, I fucking shivered! Like I started shivering like Fuck! Fucking gorgeous! And like a week later I was like staring off into space somewhere and I realized, Fuck! I was just daydreaming about Ewan McGregor! Like seriously, I’m not gay in any other way except for I want to fuck that guy right in the face. I totally want to fuck his face. I want to fuck the shit out of his face. I want him to fuck me. I do! I want him to fuck me.

- Louis C.K. on Ewan McGregor in his comedy special Louis C.K.: Shameless

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13.

Director: Gela Babluani.

Cast: Sam Riley (Control), Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham.

Odd, but no international trailer can be found anywhere.

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The Big Bang Theory
like the photo again

The Big Bang Theory

like the photo again