look at this motherfucking mouse
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look at this motherfucking mouse
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Uninstalling dictators
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lamp. :P
A mother fucking pillow.
And it’s not even a soft pillow.
Fuck. Yes.
a pillow, and my dog?
…A box of puzzles? Oh yeah, take that Zombies. Have fun putting this polar bear together!
A Tv.. Well, that.. It would work once.. Maybe twice? Then I’m screwed. I could just make them watch Jersey Shores but their brains are already rotted..
My purse…
FUCK YES. I GOT THIS.A copy of ‘The Once And Future King” and my reading lamp.
It’s a big book, I’ll be all set ;]
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Cheez-Its.
Ha, I have a longbow! Eat it!
The one guy I would blow based on who he is is Ewan McGregor. There is this one guy out there. I gotta say that I have no gay inclinations except for I met this fucking dude in person, I was working on some award show and there he’s standing right there and I was like, Fuck! Like I was just blown away, like Jesus Christ he’s fucking beautiful! And he looked at me and he was like, “Hello,” and I was like, I fucking shivered! Like I started shivering like Fuck! Fucking gorgeous! And like a week later I was like staring off into space somewhere and I realized, Fuck! I was just daydreaming about Ewan McGregor! Like seriously, I’m not gay in any other way except for I want to fuck that guy right in the face. I totally want to fuck his face. I want to fuck the shit out of his face. I want him to fuck me. I do! I want him to fuck me.
- Louis C.K. on Ewan McGregor in his comedy special Louis C.K.: Shameless
13.
Director: Gela Babluani.
Cast: Sam Riley (Control), Mickey Rourke, Jason Statham.
Odd, but no international trailer can be found anywhere.
The Big Bang Theory
like the photo again